I know what you’re thinking right now. “Really? She’s going to write about…THAT?!” Well, let’s face it: this is as universal a dilemma as anything on the planet. You’re at work, a house party, or hanging out with a new love interest. You had a bowl of high fiber cereal for breakfast, and now you are reaping the benefits (consequences?) at the exact wrong time. To your horror, someone strolls in right after you, spotting you as you scurry away trying desperately to avoid eye contact.
Don’t you wish there was something to spray other than a toxic cloud of what for all the words smells like lilac-scented bug killer, and leaves the room smelling like lilac-scented bug killer for insects with major gastrointestinal issues?
I know you know what I’m talking about, which is why I’m sharing my favorite find for the WC: Nature’s Call Bathroom Freshener by Poo-Pourri.
Made using 100% Natural Essential Oils like Lemongrass, Orange, and Grapefruit (the company’s other offerings include synthetic fragrance), Nature’s Call claims to create a “film on the surface of the water, trapping odor at its source.” In other words, you spray it before you do your business, and the odor stays where it belongs – away from public perception.
I decided to give this a go (pun intended), and got my skeptical husband and other family members to participate in our informal yet rigorous study of the product’s effectiveness.
I won’t go into details – you’re welcome – but will skip to the results and conclusion. In short? We all agree that this stuff really works! The results were so impressive I now want to keep a travel size version in my purse (Weird? Sure. Will I still do it? Absolutely!).
You’re a glamorous girl, and everyone knows it. Now, thanks to Nature’s Call, you no longer have to worry about soiling that image in one fell poop.